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- All I Want Is You
- Me And You
- Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
- A Bee Will Sting You
- Potty Training
- Nothing
- Oh No, I Like My Sister
- One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
- Our Dog Bernard
- Poor Orville Thlapp
- Symphony in Why sharp Major
- Shut up in the Library
- Siamese Twins
- Talking I Got A Teacher And He's So Boring
- The Accident
- The Alfabet Song
- The Alphabet Song
- The Apple of My Eye
- Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
- My Mother Ran Away Today
- My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
- Mom Said No, So I Said, Why?
- Louder
- Lucky to be Alive
- Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament)
- Marching Shoulder to Shoulder
- Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
- Mom and Dad Are Always Right
- Mom Said, No, So I Said, Why?
- The Caterpillar
- A Bee Will Sting You
- T A Brontosaurus with Bronchitis
- A Clock Without a "C"
- A Clock Without a C
- A Sick Song
- T All I Want Is You
- As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Fathers Day Nightmare)
- Aunt Anna Came to Our House
- Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare
- Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
- Barnyard Stomp
- But I'm Just Thirteen
- But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
- Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
- Cindy's Absent (I am Very Sad To Say That Cindy Wo
- Dad Says that I Look Like Him
- Diaper Rash
- Diaper Rash (A Monster song)
- T Do This, Do That
- Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
- Don't Leave me in the House Alone
- T Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
- Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You
- Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
- Donuts
- Doo-Doo is a Bad Word
- T Early Sunday Morning
- Ellen Grew a Beard
- Elvin and the Witch
- First it Bit My Behind
- Five More Minutes
- For My Sister, Wherever I May Find Her
- Fred
- T Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- Go and Hush the Baby
- Hands and Kilometers
- Have a Little Smoke?
- He eats Asparagus
- He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
- Hey Jack, What's in the Sack?
- Homemade Band
- I am very Sad to say that Cindy Won't Be Out to Play
- I Can Do Anything
- I Can't Tie my Shoe
- T I Can't, I Can't
- I Didn't Mean To
- I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
- I Don't Brush My Teeth
- I Don't Brush my Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair
- I Don't Wanna Go To School
- T I Eat Kids
- I Forgot
- I Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
- I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?
- I Lost My Pants
- T I Love Your Eyes
- I Miss Grandma
- T I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- I Never Did Like You Anyhow
- T I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- I Still Don't Like Asparagus
- I Wanna Be a Dog
- I Wanna Be Your Baby
- I'd Be Me
- I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- I'm a Slug
- I'm Bored
- T I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name is Cat
- T I've Got A Little Sister
- I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
- If You've Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time
- Im A 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- It All Comes Back to Me
- It's My Mother and my Father and My Sister and the Dog
- Its My Mother and my Father and My Sister and the Dog
- Later
- T Leroy is A Late Bloomer
- Louder
- Lucky to be Alive
- Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament)
- T Marching Shoulder to Shoulder
- Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
- T Me And You
- T Mom and Dad Are Always Right
- Mom Said No, So I Said, Why?
- Mom Said, No, So I Said, Why?
- Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record
- T My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
- T My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
- My Brother Threw-up on my Stuffed Toy Bunny
- My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man
- My Friend Jake
- My Mommy Drives A Dump Truck
- T My Mother Ran Away Today
- My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
- T Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
- Nothing
- Oh No, I Like My Sister
- T One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
- T Our Dog Bernard
- Poor Orville Thlapp
- Potty Training
- Shut up in the Library
- Siamese Twins
- Symphony in Why sharp Major
- Talking I Got A Teacher And He's So Boring
- The Accident
- The Alfabet Song
- The Alphabet Song
- T The Apple of My Eye
- The Bumblebee Song
- The Caterpillar
- The Crab
- The Craster
- The Dog Barked
- The Chameleon
- The Man and the Chicken
- The Poetry Lesson
- The Skater Brak Flath Who Lives In My Bath
- The Skatter Brack Flath who Lives in My Bath
- The Town of Round
- The Warning
- There's No Subsitute for a Cat
- These are Not my Children
- they Said, "Eat the Broccoli"
- Thump Thump Thump
- To Mommy
- Tommorow
- T Tomorrow
- Trouble...What Trouble?
- Turkeys in the Straw
- Tyranosaurus Nix
- Underwear
- Water
- We Don't Have to Share
- Wet Again
- What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
- What Do We Do with a Crying Baby?
- What if a Zebra Had Spots
- What if a Zebra Had Spots?
- When Suzie Sneezed
- When the House is Dark and Quiet
- Who Got a Boo-Boo ?
- Why do I Love You
- T With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
- You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, But I'm in Love with
- You Can't say "Psbpsbpsb"
- You're As Sweet As Sugar On a Stick
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2012
Naturally Sweetened
- 5 With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
- 6 You're As Sweet As Sugar On a Stick
- 7 I Love Your Eyes
- 8 Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
- 9 I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 10 A Clock Without a "C"
- 11 It All Comes Back to Me
- 12 Me And You
- 13 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- 14 I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- 15 Barnyard Stomp
- 16 All I Want Is You
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1999
A Little Different
- 1 I'm a Slug
- 2 Homemade Band
- 3 These are Not my Children
- 4 I Don't Brush my Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair
- 5 It All Comes Back to Me
- 6 Who Got a Boo-Boo ?
- 7 Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
- 8 Potty Training
- 9 I Still Don't Like Asparagus
- 10 I'd Be Me
- 11 Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
- 12 Wet Again
- 13 Donuts
- 14 A Clock Without a C
- 15 The Dog Barked
- 16 Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
- 17 Lucky to be Alive
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1993
Old Dogs, New Tricks
- 1 Our Dog Bernard
- 2 One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
- 3 I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- 4 I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- 5 The Bumblebee Song
- 6 What if a Zebra Had Spots
- 7 I Wanna Be a Dog
- 8 The Apple of My Eye
- 9 My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
- 10 All I Want Is You
- 11 The Skatter Brack Flath who Lives in My Bath
- 12 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- 13 I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name is Cat
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1993
Family Trip
- 1 It's My Mother and my Father and My Sister and the Dog
- 2 We Don't Have to Share
- 3 My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
- 4 He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
- 5 But I'm Just Thirteen
- 6 Go and Hush the Baby
- 7 Oh No, I Like My Sister
- 8 I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- 9 Mom Said, No, So I Said, Why?
- 10 When the House is Dark and Quiet
- 11 Aunt Anna Came to Our House
- 12 I Miss Grandma
- 13 Early Sunday Morning
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1993
Naughty Songs For Boys And Girls
- 1 Thump Thump Thump
- 2 Hey Jack, What's in the Sack?
- 3 You Can't say "Psbpsbpsb"
- 4 My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
- 5 With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss
- 6 The Man and the Chicken
- 7 Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
- 8 I Can't, I Can't
- 9 Mom and Dad Are Always Right
- 10 they Said, "Eat the Broccoli"
- 11 Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan
- 12 A Brontosaurus with Bronchitis
- 13 Tyranosaurus Nix
- 14 My Mother Ran Away Today
- 15 The Poetry Lesson
- 16 Do This, Do That
- 17 Dad Says that I Look Like Him
- 18 Leroy is A Late Bloomer
- 19 You're As Sweet As Sugar On a Stick
- 20 Marching Shoulder to Shoulder
-
1993
Teacher's Favorites
- 1 Nothing
- 2 My Friend Jake
- 3 I Didn't Mean To
- 4 Tommorow
- 5 I Lost My Pants
- 6 The Alphabet Song
- 7 I Don't Wanna Go To School
- 8 I Love Your Eyes
- 9 Cindy's Absent (I am Very Sad To Say That Cindy Wo
- 10 Water
- 11 Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
- 12 Underwear
- 13 I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
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1990
Family Concert
- 1 I Can Do Anything
- 2 My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
- 3 Im A 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- 4 I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name is Cat
- 5 Our Dog Bernard
- 6 Tomorrow
- 7 Diaper Rash
- 8 I Don't Wanna Go To School
- 9 My Brother Threw-up on my Stuffed Toy Bunny
- 10 Underwear
- 11 I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
- 12 I Wanna Be a Dog
- 13 I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- 14 My Mother Ran Away Today
- 15 Mom Said No, So I Said, Why?
- 16 When the House is Dark and Quiet
- 17 Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
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1988
Juggling Babies
- 1 Trouble...What Trouble?
- 2 Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You
- 3 Diaper Rash (A Monster song)
- 4 Why do I Love You
- 5 Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament)
- 6 Symphony in Why sharp Major
- 7 But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
- 8 What Do We Do with a Crying Baby?
- 9 A Sick Song
- 10 What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
- 11 As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Fathers Day Nightmare)
- 12 I Can Do Anything
- 13 Doo-Doo is a Bad Word
- 14 Have a Little Smoke?
- 15 I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 16 Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
- 17 Turkeys in the Straw
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1983
Off-Color Songs for Kids
- 1 Underwear
- 2 The Town of Round
- 3 The Chameleon
- 4 I'd Be Me
- 5 I Forgot
- 6 I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?
- 7 The Caterpillar
- 8 The Crab
- 9 Oh No, I Like My Sister
- 10 You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, But I'm in Love with
- 11 Water
- 12 Hands and Kilometers
- 13 Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare
- 14 A Bee Will Sting You
- 15 Elvin and the Witch
- 16 What if a Zebra Had Spots?
- 17 Five More Minutes
- 18 Later
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1979
Songs for Well Behaved Children
- 1 Its My Mother and my Father and My Sister and the Dog
- 2 I am very Sad to say that Cindy Won't Be Out to Play
- 3 I Wanna Be a Dog
- 4 The Craster
- 5 The Bumblebee Song
- 6 The Warning
- 7 Don't Leave me in the House Alone
- 8 A Clock Without a C
- 9 Ellen Grew a Beard
- 10 Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record
- 11 We Don't Have to Share
- 12 I'm Bored
- 13 I Didn't Mean To
- 14 The Accident
- 15 I Don't Wanna Go To School
- 16 Aunt Anna Came to Our House
- 17 The Alfabet Song
- 18 Siamese Twins
- 19 I Can't Tie my Shoe
- 20 Poor Orville Thlapp
- 21 If You've Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time
- 22 I Miss Grandma
- 23 First it Bit My Behind
- 24 I Love Your Eyes
- 25 There's No Subsitute for a Cat
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1977
My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
- 1 When the House is Dark and Quiet
- 2 The Skater Brak Flath Who Lives In My Bath
- 3 One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
- 4 My Brother Thinks He's a Banana
- 5 Barnyard Stomp
- 6 Our Dog Bernard
- 7 My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz
- 8 Tomorrow
- 9 All I Want Is You
- 10 My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
- 11 For My Sister, Wherever I May Find Her
- 12 My Mommy Drives A Dump Truck
- 13 Talking I Got A Teacher And He's So Boring
- 14 I Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
- 15 But I'm Just Thirteen
- 16 I've Got A Little Sister
- 17 The Apple of My Eye
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1975
I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children
- 1 He eats Asparagus
- 2 I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- 3 I Don't Brush My Teeth
- 4 My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man
- 5 I Eat Kids
- 6 I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- 7 I Never Did Like You Anyhow
- 8 To Mommy
- 9 Shut up in the Library
- 10 I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
- 11 I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- 12 Fred
- 13 I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
- 14 Me And You
- 15 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- 16 When Suzie Sneezed
- 17 My Friend Jake
- 18 Early Sunday Morning
- 19 Louder
-
1975
I Eat Kids
- 1 He eats Asparagus
- 2 I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- 3 I Don't Brush My Teeth
- 4 My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man
- 5 I Eat Kids
- 6 I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- 7 I Never Did Like You Anyhow
- 8 To Mommy
- 9 Shut up in the Library
- 10 I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
- 11 I Sneaked Into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- 12 Fred
- 13 I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
- 14 Me And You
- 15 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- 16 When Suzie Sneezed
- 17 My Friend Jake
- 18 Early Sunday Morning
- 19 Louder
