Well, I always thought that cows are prettier in a field
And on my plate at supper being served as the meal
And I never did like hamburger, I never did like steak
I've chickens cacklin', fried, cooked, or baked
Oh, I've stopped eatin' animals and I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids
Well, it used to be a problem just eatin' rice and beans
And I think you probably know exactly what I mean
And I nevеr really knew if I was eatin' all I should
But I don't havе that problem now and it feels pretty good
Oh, I've stopped eatin' animals and I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids
So it's goodbye liver, goodbye roast beef
Hello Tommy, Michael, and Devi
I don't eat chickens and I don't eat cows, yah
I don't eat animals, I eat children now
Oh, I've stopped eatin' animals and I'm glad I finally did
But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids
