TISM akordy a texty písní
- Defecate On My Face
- Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
- Whatareya
- Greg! The Stop Sign!
- Saturday Night Palsy
- Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
- Yob
- The Last Australian Guitar Hero
- Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
- Been Caught Wankin'
- The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut
- Denial Works For Me
- Great Expectorations
- Root
- Rebel Without A Paunch
- Rubbish
- Pus Of The Dead
- Shut Up - the Footy's On the Radio
- !Uoy Sevol Natas
- Schoolies Week
- Sid Viscous
- Slave To The Economist
- Professor Derrida Deconstructs
- Somebody Start A Fight Or Something
- Sorted For D 'n' M
- Strictly Loungeroom
- Strictly Refuse
- Take Your Love
- Tale of Two Faeces
- Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
- T !Uoy Sevol Natas
- (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
- (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
- (I Think I’ve Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
- (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
- (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
- 40 Years - Then Death
- 40 Years (Then Death)
- T 40 Years Then Death
- A Face Full of Divertimenti
- A Faceful of Divertamenti
- A HardEarned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
- Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
- T All Homeboys Are Dickheads
- T All Ordinaries Index
- T Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
- And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'
- And the Ass Said to the Angel, "Wanna Play Kick to Kick?"
- T As Seen On Reality
- T Aussiemandias
- T Babies Bite Back
- Ballad of the Semitic Nazi
- Bash This Up Your Ginger
- T Been Caught Wankin'
- T BFW
- Bishop = Handjob
- T Bone Idol
- T Boot Party
- Cerebral Knievel
- T Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
- Dazed And Confucious
- Death Death Death
- Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway
- Death, Death, Death
- T Defecate On My Face
- T Denial Works For Me
- Describe the Worst Headjob I've Ever Had- Fantastic!
- Dicktatorship
- T Diffident Strokes
- T DJ Trevor
- Does Fame Bring Forth Madness?
- Don't Believe the Hype' Is Hype
- T Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
- Drop The 'Tude
- T Dumb 'n' Base
- Eckerman Is Very Silly
- T Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
- Ex Malcom X (extract)
- T Existentialtism
- Ezra Pound - Axe King
- T Ezra Pound-Axe King
- Fatboy Slim Dusty
- Father And Son
- Fielding At Long On (part 1)
- Fielding At Long On (part 2)
- Fielding At Long On (part 3)
- T Five Yards
- For Those About To Rock
- Fourteen Years In Rowville
- Fuck 'Em, Fuck 'Em - the Lot of 'Em
- T Garbage
- Gas! Gas! - An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
- T Gas! Gas! - an Ecstasy of Fumbling
- Geniuses Are Turds (extract)
- T Get Thee in my Behind, Satan
- T Get Thee To A Nunnery
- T Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
- T Give Up For Australia
- T Great Expectorations
- T Greg! The Stop Sign!
- Greg! The Stop Sign!!
- T Honk If You Love Fred Durst
- T How Do I Love Thee-
- Channel Turd
- T Choose Bad Smack
- I Abhor This Senseless Waste Of Violence (extract)
- I Don't Want Tism I Want A Girlfriend
- T I Drive A Truck
- I Go Off
- T I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
- I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford
- I Shit Me
- I Think I've Got Mick Jagger Worked Out
- I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
- T I'll 'Ave Ya
- T I'm Interested in Apathy
- T I'm Into Led Zep
- If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries
- If You Want the Toilet, You're In It
- T If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
- T If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished
- If You're Ugly, Forget It
- Intermission
- It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse
- T Jack Eliot's Turf Whinge
- Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
- Jesus Pots The White Ball
- Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
- Julius Seizure - Act III, scene ii, verse 73-118
- T Jung Talent Time
- Jung Talent Time #1
- Jung Talent Time #4
- Junk
- Kate Fischer Of Men
- Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad
- Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1
- Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2
- Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4
- T Kill Americans
- Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
- T Leo's Toltoy
- T Let's Club It To Death
- T Let's Form A Company
- Lets Hang Around The Shopping Centre
- T Life Kills
- T Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
- Lose Your Delusion
- Lose Your Delusion 2
- Lyric for Jack
- T Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
- T Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
- Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
- Mistah Eliot – He Wanker
- Mistah Eliot (He Wanker)
- Mistah Elliot - He Wanker
- MobyDick Head
- Morisson Hostel
- T Morrison Hostel
- Mourningtown Ride
- T My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
- T My Generation
- T Neck It
- Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
- Opium Is The Religion Of The Masses
- Opposite Day
- T Play Mistral For Me
- Professor Derrida Deconstructs
- Pus
- Pus Of The Dead
- Rebel Without A Paunch
- T Root
- Rubbish
- T Saturday Night Palsy
- Shut Up - the Footy's On the Radio
- T Schoolies Week
- Sid Viscous
- Slave To The Economist
- T Somebody Start A Fight Or Something
- T Sorted For D 'n' M
- Strictly Loungeroom
- Strictly Refuse
- Take Your Love
- Tale of Two Faeces
- T Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
- T The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
- The Art Income Dialectic
- The Art-Income Dialectic
- T The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
- T The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
- The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
- T The Birth Of Uncool
- T The Fosters Car Park Boogie
- T The History Of Western Civilisation
- The History Of Western Civilization
- The Horse, Not The Horseshit
- The Judeo-Christian Ethic
- T The Last Australian Guitar Hero
- The Man From Popular Culture Came Round
- T The Men's Room
- T The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
- T The Mystery of the Artist Explained
- The Parable Of Glen McGrath's Haircut
- T The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut
- T The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
- The Phillip Ruddock Blues
- The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery)
- The Ted Commandments
- T The Tism Boat Hire Offer
- T The Tism Finance Plan Offer
- T The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
- The Young Vandal Extemporises
- There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
- T They Shoot Heroin, Don't They-
- Thou Shall Not Britney Spear
- T Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
- T TISM Are Shit
- T To Whom It May Concern
- T Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie 'Bird' Parker
- U2, Brute?
- Unfair (extract)
- Untz
- Untz Untz Untz Untz
- Volare
- We Are All of Us In the Gutter, But Some of Us Are Looking At the Sewerage
- We Are The Champignons
- T What Nationality Is Les Murray-
- What Nationality Is Les Murray?
- T Whatareya
- Whatareya?
- T While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
- T Whinge Rock
- Won't Get Fooled Again, Again
- Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?
- XTreme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
- Yet Another Hinch Diatribe
- T Yob
- You Gotta Love That
- You're A Long Way From Home (part 1)
- You're A Long Way From Home (part 2)
- You're A Long Way From Home (part 3)
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2020
Live At The Corner Hotel 30 May 1988
- 1 Mistah Eliot – He Wanker
- 2 I'm Interested in Apathy
- 3 Get Thee in my Behind, Satan
- 4 Babies Bite Back
- 5 Choose Bad Smack
- 6 Gas! Gas! - An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
- 7 (I Think I’ve Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
- 8 A Faceful of Divertamenti
- 9 The Mystery of the Artist Explained
- 10 Saturday Night Palsy
- 11 The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
- 12 40 Years Then Death
- 13 The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
- 14 All Ordinaries Index
- 15 Defecate On My Face
- 16 Root
- 17 Opium Is The Religion Of The Masses
- 18 Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway
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2004
The White Albun
- 1 Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
- 2 Bone Idol
- 3 Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
- 4 DJ Trevor
- 5 I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford
- 6 The Birth Of Uncool
- 7 As Seen On Reality
- 8 The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery)
- 9 Diffident Strokes
- 10 Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad
- 11 Sorted For D 'n' M
- 12 Cerebral Knievel
- 13 Tonight Harry's Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie 'Bird' Parker
- 14 Somebody Start A Fight Or Something
- 15 Neck It
- 16 TISM Are Shit
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2002
Best Off
- 2 Death, Death, Death
- 3 Saturday Night Palsy
- 4 I'm Interested in Apathy
- 5 I Drive A Truck
- 6 40 Years - Then Death
- 7 The History Of Western Civilisation
- 8 I'll 'Ave Ya
- 9 Get Thee To A Nunnery
- 10 Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
- 11 (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
- 12 Greg! The Stop Sign!!
- 13 All Homeboys Are Dickheads
- 14 Whatareya?
- 15 Five Yards
- 16 Sid Viscous
- 17 The Phillip Ruddock Blues
- 18 Defecate On My Face
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2002
Honk If You Love Fred Durst
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2001
De Rigueurmortis
- 1 Unfair (extract)
- 2 If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished
- 3 Five Yards
- 4 Fielding At Long On (part 1)
- 5 Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
- 6 Fielding At Long On (part 2)
- 7 Thou Shall Not Britney Spear
- 8 Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The Enlightenment?
- 9 The Young Vandal Extemporises
- 10 MobyDick Head
- 11 Schoolies Week
- 12 The Horse, Not The Horseshit
- 13 Geniuses Are Turds (extract)
- 14 I Abhor This Senseless Waste Of Violence (extract)
- 15 Come Back DJ, Your Record Is Scratched
- 16 You're A Long Way From Home (part 1)
- 17 Boot Party
- 18 To Whom It May Concern
- 19 Intermission
- 20 Channel Turd
- 21 Fatboy Slim Dusty
- 22 You're A Long Way From Home (part 2)
- 23 Ex Malcom X (extract)
- 24 Honk If You Love Fred Durst
- 25 You're A Long Way From Home (part 3)
- 26 XTreme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
- 27 The Man From Popular Culture Came Round
- 28 Fourteen Years In Rowville
- 29 Yet Another Hinch Diatribe
- 30 Fielding At Long On (part 3)
- 31 BFW
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1998
www.tism.wanker.com
- 1 (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
- 2 Whatareya?
- 3 Dumb 'n' Base
- 4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
- 5 Been Caught Wankin'
- 6 Denial Works For Me
- 7 The Parable Of Glen McGrath's Haircut
- 8 I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
- 9 Yob
- 10 Great Expectorations
- 11 A HardEarned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
- 12 The Men's Room
- 13 Describe the Worst Headjob I've Ever Had- Fantastic!
- 14 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
- 15 Kate Fischer Of Men
- 16 My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
- 17 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
- 18 Julius Seizure - Act III, scene ii, verse 73-118
- 19 Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
- 20 Opposite Day
- 21 Rebel Without A Paunch
- 22 I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
- 23 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
- 24 You Gotta Love That
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1998
I Might Be A Cunt But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
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1998
Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
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1998
Whatareya?
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1997
Yob
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1997
Shut Up - the Footy's On the Radio
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1996
GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! for Australia!
- 1 Jung Talent Time #1
- 2 Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
- 3 Dicktatorship
- 4 Strictly Loungeroom
- 5 There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
- 6 Garbage
- 7 Junk
- 8 Strictly Refuse
- 9 Rubbish
- 10 Jung Talent Time #4
- 11 Fuck 'Em, Fuck 'Em - the Lot of 'Em
- 12 If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries
- 13 Does Fame Bring Forth Madness?
- 14 Don't Believe the Hype' Is Hype
- 15 Bash This Up Your Ginger
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1996
All Homeboys Are Dickheads
-
1996
Garbage
- 1 Garbage
- 2 Junk
- 3 Strictly Refuse
- 4 Rubbish
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1995
Machiavelli And The Four Seasons
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1995
(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
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1995
For Those About To Rock
-
1995
Greg! The Stop Sign!
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1995
Collected Recordings 1986-1993
- 1 Mistah Eliot (He Wanker)
- 2 A Face Full of Divertimenti
- 3 Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
- 5 Root
- 7 All Ordinaries Index
- 8 I'm Into Led Zep
- 9 The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
- 10 (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
- 11 Gas! Gas! - an Ecstasy of Fumbling
- 12 Pus
- 13 Babies Bite Back
- 14 Death Death Death
- 15 If You Want the Toilet, You're In It
- 16 The Art-Income Dialectic
- 17 Eckerman Is Very Silly
- 18 Lyric for Jack
- 20 Take Your Love
- 21 Tale of Two Faeces
- 22 I'm Interested in Apathy
- 23 Saturday Night Palsy
- 24 The Mystery of the Artist Explained
- 25 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
- 26 40 Years (Then Death)
- 27 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
- 28 The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
- 29 Choose Bad Smack
- 30 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
- 31 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
- 32 I Drive A Truck
- 33 Defecate On My Face
- 34 Kill Americans
- 35 Volare
- 36 The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
- 37 Slave To The Economist
- 38 I Shit Me
- 39 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
- 40 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
- 41 Ballad of the Semitic Nazi
- 42 And the Ass Said to the Angel, "Wanna Play Kick to Kick?"
- 43 The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
- 44 Jack Eliot's Turf Whinge
- 45 Ezra Pound - Axe King
- 46 Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
- 47 Morrison Hostel
- 48 U2, Brute?
- 49 The Judeo-Christian Ethic
- 50 The Tism Boat Hire Offer
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1992
The Beasts of Suburban
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1990
Hot Dogma
- 1 The Tism Boat Hire Offer
- 2 Existentialtism
- 3 While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
- 4 They Shoot Heroin, Don't They-
- 5 Dazed And Confucious
- 6 Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1
- 7 I'll 'Ave Ya
- 8 Whinge Rock
- 9 The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
- 10 (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
- 11 The Tism Finance Plan Offer
- 12 Leo's Toltoy
- 13 The History Of Western Civilization
- 14 Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2
- 15 Get Thee in my Behind, Satan
- 16 My Generation
- 17 We Are The Champignons
- 18 Let's Club It To Death
- 19 Let's Form A Company
- 20 Life Kills
- 21 Pus Of The Dead
- 22 It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse
- 23 I Don't Want Tism I Want A Girlfriend
- 24 Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4
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1990
Let's Form A Company
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1989
Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
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1988
Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance
- 1 I'm Interested in Apathy
- 2 Saturday Night Palsy
- 3 The Mystery of the Artist Explained
- 4 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
- 5 40 Years - Then Death
- 6 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
- 7 The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
- 8 Choose Bad Smack
- 9 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
- 10 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
- 11 I Drive A Truck
- 12 Defecate On My Face
- 13 Kill Americans
- 14 Volare
- 15 The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
- 16 Slave To The Economist
- 17 I Shit Me
- 18 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
- 19 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
- 20 The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
- 21 And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'
- 22 The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
- 23 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
- 24 Ezra Pound-Axe King
- 25 Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
- 26 Morisson Hostel
- 27 The Ted Commandments
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1988
Saturday Night Palsy
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1987
The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
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1986
Defecate On My Face
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1986
Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion