You're a yob or you're a wanker Take your fucking choice So who is your favourite genius James Hird or James Joyce? You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club You thought I meant table top dancing? You're a yobbo, bub What are ya? Yob or wanker? Wankers once used mobile phones But now that's sorta changing And yobs once lived in cottage homes Ain't social change amazing? If a yob and wanker want a girl The wanker guy will get her Both of them are equally ugly But the wanker hides it better What are ya? Yob or wanker? A wanker fights inequality And for people's rights; A wanker fights class prejudice A yobbo just fights Yob or wanker, wanker or yob Pass me the brush to tar ya Make your choice then live your life Come on pal, what are ya?