Your mummy, she don't love you 'Cos you remind her of your dad; Your teachers, they don't love you - They get paid to call you bad; The government, it don't love you 'Less its facing re-election; A pop star, he don't love you 'Less you lick his gnarled erection. Chorus:!U-O-Y Sevol Natas The gun lobby, it says it loves you - But they say that guns don't kill; The Christians say they love you, But only 'cause it's the Lord's will; The Sadists will say they love you Only if you don't want them to; The Masochists will say they love you If you promise to hate them too. There's only one person who loves you - Break the code and understand: Just play all those records backwards Of those heavy metal bands. Oh, fuck me! fuck me! Lord Jesus, The temperature's minus fifty - You've never seen vomit so green, And your head's done the full 360