I knew this girl when I was six years old She used to steal my toys, hit and bloody my nose She called me names, she was mean, she made fun of my clothes She said I was the bully, I got in trouble at home, yeah I knew this girl back in ninth grade Told me that she loved me, and I guess she lied to my face Cheated on me twice with a guy who had a nice place Stabbed me in the back so many times like she was tryna make my spine break Dated a girl back in Canada Said she was a waitress, got promoted to the manager Told me all these stories 'bout her daddy, he abandoned her Discovered she was really just a hooker getting cash from all the bachelors If you were a man, you'd get knocked out I don't give a fuck, don't tell me I should calm down Keep your fingers out my face with your smart mouth You're lucky mama taught me don't be hitting a woman Hitting a woman! But if I did you would deserve it, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it Hitting a woman! I know that I'd regret it, but I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson Hitting a woman You're a bad bitch, right? You know how that would play out in a fight Hitting a woman! Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude to death for a lot less honestly I knew this girl when I was tryna be a rapper Always tried to treat me like my music didn't matter Acted like a bitch around her friends, but then after She'd be cool when they left, man, I wish I could've smacked her I knew this girl who liked to party Get drunk and start a fight with every Stephanie and Carly Threw up in my lap, and I would pay to get the car cleaned I wish I could've took a fucking lighter to that Barbie I knew a girl when I was younger Her family hated me, and everything I did would bug her Every single friend I had was begging me to dump her But I waited till she left and then got beat up by her brother, fuck If you were a man, you'd get knocked out I don't give a fuck, don't tell me I should calm down Keep your fingers out my face with your smart mouth You're lucky mama taught me don't be hitting a woman But if I did you would deserve it, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it Hitting a woman I know that I'd regret it, but I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson Hitting a woman You're a bad bitch, right? You know how that would play out in a fight Hitting a woman Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude to death for a lot less honestly I knew this girl when I was broke I was working overtime just so we could have some dough Every time I left the room she'd be going through my phone Like, "Thomas, be honest, who are these hoes?" I knew this girl back in my college days Top of the class, but a dumb-ass in a lot of ways Let her take my car, and she crashed into a ball of flames Expected me to stay while she was in a catatonic state I knew this girl who was a virgin Read the bible every night, she thought that she was perfect Said that I would burn in hell for writing all these verses And told everyone we knew that I was Satan, not a person If you were a man, you'd get knocked out I don't give a fuck, don't tell me I should calm down Keep your fingers out my face with your smart mouth You're lucky mama taught me don't be hitting a woman But if I did you would deserve it, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it Hitting a woman I know that I'd regret it, but I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson Hitting a woman You're a bad bitch, right? You know how that would play out in a fight Hitting a woman Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude to death for a lot less honestly Don't be hitting a woman But if I did you would deserve it, probably go to jail, it'd be worth it Hitting a woman I know that I'd regret it, but I really wanna teach a bitch a lesson Hitting a woman You're a bad bitch, right? You know how that would play out in a fight Hitting a woman Don't you want equality? I'd beat a dude to death for a lot less honestly