Last night at the party I caught you kissing some guy You said he was just removing a little something From your eye, oh you liar Tonight you came home your clothes are Torn and my goodness, your hair's a wreck Now can you please explain That little purple mark around your neck? Some tiptoeing turkey Is kissing on your tulip He's breaking up your home and Making you a nervous wreck When you find that sucker Just poke him in the pucker And he'll never ever put another Hickey on your neck Oh Eloise, last night at the drive-in Johnny gave me a big old hickey And I don't know what to do Well, just wear a turtleneck But it's not on my neck Is it on your leg? No, it's not on my leg Is it on your-? No Well, is it on your-? No! You mean it's on your-? Yeah You ran to the mirror And you took a look in it (oh my!) You turned to me and said It was an overgrown zit (what a big one!) I said "woman, stop your lying The truth now, if you please" You said you were infected With some tropical disease Some tiptoeing turkey Is kissing on your tulip He's breaking up your home and Making you a nervous wreck When you find that sucker Just poke him in the pucker And he'll never ever put another Hickey on your neck Shooby-doo wa, shooby-doo wa La la la la la