If you walk a few paces just south of that sliding glass door You'll know for sure, you're in the right place Bamboo tiki lights, the smell of the grill Hit you right in the face There's a hammock with your name on it Saltwater pool with a view that won't quit If it gets too hot, we'll all jump in it It's one all-inclusive hell of a time Here in Puerto Backyarda You don't have to go far-a We've got Corona's on ice, key-lime spears And moonshine in a jar-a Belly up to the bar-a It's a great place to start a long weekend in paradise Come as you are-a To Puerto Backyarda Bikini-top, flip flops, sun-glasses, and cut-off jeans Are all that you need, to get through the gate Find a spot on the deck, you can work on your burn While the radio plays Leave all your troubles and worries behind We'll slow the clocks down to island time Don't have to be nowhere 'til Monday at nine Until then we're gonna be flyin' high Here in Puerto Backyarda You don't have to go far-a We've got Corona's on ice, key-lime spears And moonshine in a jar-a Belly up to the bar-a It's a great place to start a long weekend in paradise Come as you are-a To Puerto Backyarda Oh, and if it rains we've got little umbrellas to hide us If we run out of beer there's a store on the street right behind us, oh Here in Puerto Backyarda You don't have to go far-a We've got Corona's on ice, key-lime spears And moonshine in a jar-a Belly up to the bar-a It's a great place to start a long weekend in paradise Come as you are-a To Puerto Backyarda Yeah, come as you are-a To Puerto Backyarda