The Locust akordy a texty písní

• 1 How To Become A Virgin
• 2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
• 3 Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• 4 Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
• 5 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
• 6 Perils of Believing in Round Squares
• 7 Flash's Theme
• 8 Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• 9 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-abs
• 10 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
• 11 Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
• 12 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
• 13 Flight of the Wounded Locust
• 14 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
• 15 Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case)
• 16 This Is Radio Surgery
• 17 Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
• 18 Sever The Toes
• 19 Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
• 20 Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• 21 Brand New Set Of Teeth
• 22 How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
• 23 Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
• 24 Dog Without a Collar
• 25 Normal Run of the Muck
• 26 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
• 27 Straight from the Horse's Mouth
• 28 An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
• 29 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
• 30 Backbones of Jack Asses
• 31 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
• 32 Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
• 33 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
• 34 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
• 35 Kill Roger Hedgecock
• 36 Hairspray Suppository
• 37 Cattle Mutilation
• 38 Prepare to Qualify
• 39 Pain Reliever
• 40 Off by a Long Shot
• 41 Head Hits Concrete
• 42 Ass Gravity
• 43 Keep Off The Tracks
• 44 #99

• 1 How To Become A Virgin
• 2 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
• 3 Kill Roger Hedgecock
• 4 Straight from the Horse's Mouth
• 5 Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• 6 Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
• 7 Cattle Mutilation
• 8 Perils of Believing in Round Squares
• 9 Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• 10 Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
• 11 Skin Graft At Seventy-five Miles An Hour
• 12 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
• 13 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
• 14 Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case)
• 15 Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• 16 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

• 1 Aotkpta
• 2 We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit
• 3 The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... for the Ungrateful
• 4 One Manometer Away from Mutually Assured Relocation
• 5 Full Frontal Obscurity
• 6 Scavenger, Invader
• 7 Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel
• 8 God Wants Us All to Work in Factories
• 9 Book of Bot
• 10 Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
• 11 Tower of Mammal

• 1 Armless and Overactive / Invented Organs
• 2 One Decent Leg / Immune System Overdrive

• 1 Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
• 2 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
• 3 Solar Panel Asses
• 4 Live From The Russian Compound
• 5 Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
• 6 Wet Dream War Machine
• 7 Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
• 8 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
• 9 Teenage Mustache
• 10 How To Become A Virgin
• 11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
• 12 Late for a Double Date with a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
• 13 File Under 'soft Core Seizures'
• 14 Practiced Hatred
• 15 Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
• 16 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
• 17 Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears
• 18 Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?
• 19 Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
• 20 Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• 21 Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again
• 22 Priest with the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
• 23 Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

• 1 Follow the Flock, Step in Shit
• 2 Coffin Nails
• 3 Red

• 1 Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
• 2 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-abs
• 3 Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
• 4 Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
• 5 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
• 6 Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
• 7 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
• 8 This Is Radio Surgery
• 9 Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
• 10 Sever The Toes
• 11 Flight of the Wounded Locust

• 1 Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• 2 Brand New Set Of Teeth
• 3 How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
• 4 Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
• 5 Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
• 6 The Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
• 7 Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)

• 1 Follow the Flock, Step in Shit
• 2 Coffin Nails
• 3 Labor Day '92
• 4 Six
• 5 Hand That Feeds
• 6 one year

• 1 Strike Back
• 2 Strike Back
• 3 Trust Your Instincts
• 4 Trust Your Instincts