One night me and my friend Jack Helton from Nampa, Idaho Decided we was gonna take his dad’s Brand new 4 x 4 pick up Out for a ride on Lake Lowell. We had a belly full of Jack Daniels And some Pepsi, too, And we decided We were going for a ride! Well we got out on that ice and started Spinning around doing 360’s and 180’s all over the ice Slugging down Jack Daniels As fast as we could. That’s when I heard the most horrible sound I ever heard in my life! And I knew we were Going through the ice! Help me Jack Pepsi! We broke through the ice Sunk down to the bottom About 12 feet under. Water starts rushing in Through the cracks in the doors And the windows. I started freaking out And Jack says “Hey man, If you are gonna make it Through this alive You are gonna have to settle down And breathe the air off the roof” While the water rushes in! Help me Jack Pepsi! Help me Jack Pepsi!