So many douchebags in the world
Yeah, so many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care
(Spoken) Let's pick it up, fellas...
So many assholes in this place (So many assholes, yeah)
So many assholes in my face!
Why won't they leave us alone
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...
We'd treat them nice and never be mean
And we would care...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
For there will always be guys like Potter
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...
If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young...
(Spoken) You're right fellas. Hey, how about this?
So many bastards here(So many bastards, yeah...)
Why won't these bastards disappear?
I'll blast them off to outer space
You'll never see them again
I'll launch them off to Venus and then...
We wouldn't have to deal with them
(Spoken) Hell, no.
But there will always be guys like Potter
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never ever think her perfect as you thought her...
But now you're alone
Left to pout and moan
'Cause you were totally pwnd.
So many douchebags in the world...
Yeah, Oooh...