So many douchebags in the world Yeah, so many douchebags get the girls Who deserve more than absolutely anything That any charm or potion could ever bring But men like that, they have her on a string And they don't care (Spoken) Let's pick it up, fellas... So many assholes in this place (So many assholes, yeah) So many assholes in my face! Why won't they leave us alone To love princesses, maids, and queens? They wouldn't ever be in between... We'd treat them nice and never be mean And we would care... Yeah, yeah, yeah For there will always be guys like Potter To realize tears in your eyes because he got her She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her... If you'd only done Something more for the one Back when you were young... (Spoken) You're right fellas. Hey, how about this? So many bastards here(So many bastards, yeah...) Why won't these bastards disappear? I'll blast them off to outer space You'll never see them again I'll launch them off to Venus and then... We wouldn't have to deal with them Anymore... (Spoken) Hell, no. But there will always be guys like Potter Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water He'll never ever think her perfect as you thought her... But now you're alone Left to pout and moan 'Cause you were totally pwnd. So many douchebags in the world... Yeah, Oooh...