E G A B E 1. Me no bubbletiousA Me smoke heavy tarE A Me be groovin' slowly where you areE Notify your next of kinA 'Cause you're never coming backE A I've been dropping beats since Back in BlackD A E R: And we'll paint by numbersD A E 'Til something sticksD A E A Don't mind doing it for the kidsE G (So come on) jump on boardD A Take a ride (yeah)B (You'll be doin' it all right)G F# C D Jump on board feel the highB 'Cause the kids are alright 2. You've got a reputation Well I guess that can be explored You're dancing with the chairman of the board Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony But if you got other plansE E The purpose of a woman is to love her man R: And we'll paint by numbers 'Til something sticks Don't mind doing it for the kids (So come on) jump on board Take a ride (yeah) (Doin' it all right) Jump on board feel the high 'Cause the kids are alrightE G E I'm gonna give it all of my lovingD A E It's gonna take up all of my love (4x) 3. Come down from the ceiling I didn't mean to get so high I couldn't do what I wanted to do when my lips were dry You can't just up and leave me I'm a singer in a band Well I like drummers baby you're not my bag (So come on) Jump on board Take a ride, yeah (You'll be doin' it all right) Jump on board feel the high, yeah (2x)E A *: I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 There's only one of me Single-handedly raising the economy Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Press be asking do I care for sodomy I don't know, yeah, probably I've been looking for serial monogamy Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly But for now I'm down for ornithology Grab your binoculars, come follow me