E G A B

   E
1. Me no bubbletious
   A
   Me smoke heavy tar
   E                     A
   Me be groovin' slowly where you are
   E
   Notify your next of kin
                A
   'Cause you're never coming back
   E                              A
   I've been dropping beats since Back in Black

            D     A   E
R: And we'll paint by numbers
       D    A     E
   'Til something sticks
   D     A    E            A
   Don't mind doing it for the kids
            E   G
   (So come on) jump on board
        D      A
   Take a ride (yeah)
          B
   (You'll be doin' it all right)
   G    F#       C        D
   Jump on board feel the high
          B
   'Cause the kids are alright

2. You've got a reputation
   Well I guess that can be explored
   You're dancing with the chairman of the board
   Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
   But if you got other plans
       E                       E
   The purpose of a woman is to love her man

R: And we'll paint by numbers
   'Til something sticks
   Don't mind doing it for the kids
   (So come on) jump on board
   Take a ride (yeah)
   (Doin' it all right)
   Jump on board feel the high
   'Cause the kids are alright

   E                 G     E
   I'm gonna give it all of my loving
   D              A      E
   It's gonna take up all of my love  (4x)

3. Come down from the ceiling
   I didn't mean to get so high
   I couldn't do what I wanted to do when my lips were dry
   You can't just up and leave me
   I'm a singer in a band
   Well I like drummers baby you're not my bag
   
   (So come on) Jump on board
   Take a ride, yeah
   (You'll be doin' it all right)
   Jump on board feel the high, yeah (2x)

E A

*: I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
   There's only one of me
   Single-handedly raising the economy
   Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
   Press be asking do I care for sodomy
   I don't know, yeah, probably
   I've been looking for serial monogamy
   Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
   But for now I'm down for ornithology
   Grab your binoculars, come follow me