You can beat me up
Call me names
Steal my bike
Go insane
I don't care if you rearrange my face
I don't mind
You can burn my toys
And the books I read
Still it wont matter to me
Cause with one big gulp
I'll swallow it up and smile
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x]
Till you finally understand
I'm calm, I'm serene
Not a word is getting through me
When you scream
I'm a sponge
I soak it up
All the crap you put me through
Wont make me give up
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x]
Till you finally understand
I will never falter
I will never quit
You'll never find another
Who'll put up with your shit [3x]
I will never falter...
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x]
Till you finally understand
