You can beat me up Call me names Steal my bike Go insane I don't care if you rearrange my face I don't mind You can burn my toys And the books I read Still it wont matter to me Cause with one big gulp I'll swallow it up and smile Because I'm the incredible absorbing man And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x] Till you finally understand I'm calm, I'm serene Not a word is getting through me When you scream I'm a sponge I soak it up All the crap you put me through Wont make me give up Because I'm the incredible absorbing man And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x] Till you finally understand I will never falter I will never quit You'll never find another Who'll put up with your shit [3x] I will never falter... Because I'm the incredible absorbing man And I'm gonna do the best I can [2x] Till you finally understand