My wife has a new girlfriend And I'm not sure what to do She has inner like me and a film degree She's a punk rock lesbian too I'm not afraid of her leaving me But I'm worried I'll get beaten less frequently 'Cuz I bet she's got the book of lesbian tricks Stroke in the G-spot, sophisticated con legs My wife stays with her girlfriend More often than she stays with me She pays when she tires with my arrogance and insensitivity Obviously she didn't listen to my message That was probably the best message I ever sent I took the time after finishing nine To tell her that I birdied and I'm sure she'll be fine The surgery she's having had very high success rate And when it's over I'll be there by her side before eight Unless of course the game goes late 'Cuz I like playing golf so great My wife has a new girlfriend I like to call her princess Lebia She says I should be reading of cuckolding 'Cuz that's what's happening to ya She says she needs someone Who will listen to her And then I think she said something else But it was hard to make out when she was mumbling about 'Cuz she lures her speech when she's crying She was acting like somebody was dying As I was falling behind without a sign My wife had a new girlfriend Today they broke up for the fourth time I think they'll get together once or twice again 'Cuz that's a Jewish [?] But if you listen to [?] from sobriety I'll be [?] sex without violence and anxiety When she decided to deny herself the pleasures of life She broke up with her new Jewish girlfriend And became my ex wife