C                 G/B
Here's one of the two of us
Am7     F
In 1954 don't laugh
C
I keep all of the pictures
G
Are you going to take a photograph
C                Esus4    E
Here's something nice for you
Am                        F
A dear old thing came to a show
C
Last time here we did
G
An interview on local radio

D5                       Dsus2
Make yourself at home my darling
F       G
Come on in
D5                  Am
Hand me down that jar love
F          Bmaj7  B6  Am/G  G
Can I offer you a gin

C                     G/B
We're proud to be the oldest
Am7        F
Ugly sisters in variety
C
There's not the glamor now you see
G
What happened to society
C                Esus4    E
There's another light bulb gone
Am                    F
They don't all answer to the switch
C
I don't know how we carry on
G
And her she couldn't care the bitch

D5                    Dsus2
But in a while the old boys
F             G
In the band begin to play
D5              Am
And in a while the houselights
F              Bmaj7  B6  Am/G   G
And the curtains slide away

C
And something's going to happen
C
To make your whole life better
C/B                  F
Your whole life better one day
C
Something's going to happen
Esus4  E   Am
To make your whole life better
C         G
Your whole life better one day

C              G/B
Now the landlady's all squared away
Am7             F
It's just a temporary deal
C
I'm afraid tonight it's take-away
G
You see there is no evening meal
C                   Esus2  E        Am
Don't worry dear you shall go to the ball
F
I think the fairy said
C
These suitcases have seen it all
G
From under someone else's bed

D5                      Dsus2
You want to smile those tears away
F          G
Now don't you cry
D5                Am
You want to know what I say
F              Bmaj7  B6  Am/G  G
I say never say die

C
'Cos something's going to happen
C
To make your whole life better
C/B                  F
Your whole life better one day
C
Something's going to happen
Esus4   E    Am
To make your whole life better
C          G
Your whole life better one day