C G/B
Here's one of the two of us
Am7 F
In 1954 don't laugh
C
I keep all of the pictures
G
Are you going to take a photograph
C Esus4 E
Here's something nice for you
Am F
A dear old thing came to a show
C
Last time here we did
G
An interview on local radio
D5 Dsus2
Make yourself at home my darling
F G
Come on in
D5 Am
Hand me down that jar love
F Bmaj7 B6 Am/G G
Can I offer you a gin
C G/B
We're proud to be the oldest
Am7 F
Ugly sisters in variety
C
There's not the glamor now you see
G
What happened to society
C Esus4 E
There's another light bulb gone
Am F
They don't all answer to the switch
C
I don't know how we carry on
G
And her she couldn't care the bitch
D5 Dsus2
But in a while the old boys
F G
In the band begin to play
D5 Am
And in a while the houselights
F Bmaj7 B6 Am/G G
And the curtains slide away
C
And something's going to happen
C
To make your whole life better
C/B F
Your whole life better one day
C
Something's going to happen
Esus4 E Am
To make your whole life better
C G
Your whole life better one day
C G/B
Now the landlady's all squared away
Am7 F
It's just a temporary deal
C
I'm afraid tonight it's take-away
G
You see there is no evening meal
C Esus2 E Am
Don't worry dear you shall go to the ball
F
I think the fairy said
C
These suitcases have seen it all
G
From under someone else's bed
D5 Dsus2
You want to smile those tears away
F G
Now don't you cry
D5 Am
You want to know what I say
F Bmaj7 B6 Am/G G
I say never say die
C
'Cos something's going to happen
C
To make your whole life better
C/B F
Your whole life better one day
C
Something's going to happen
Esus4 E Am
To make your whole life better
C G
Your whole life better one day
