She was waiting at the station He was getting off the train He didn't have a ticket So he had to bum through the barriers again Well, the ticket inspector saw him rushing through He said, "Girl, you don't know How much I missed you but we better run 'Cos I haven't got the funds to pay this fine" She said fine And so they ran out of the station And jumped on to a bus With two of yesterdays travel cards And two bottles of Bud And he said, "You look very nice" Well, she wearing a skirt And he thought she looked nice And yeah, she didn't really care about anything else 'Cos she only wanted him to think That she looked nice and he did But he was looking at her, yeah, all funny in the eye She said, "C'mon boy, tell me what you're thinking Now don't be shy" He said, "Alright I'll try" "All the stars up in the sky and the leaves in the trees All the broken bits that make you trip up And grassy bits in between, all the matter in the world That's how much that I like you" She said, "What?", he said, "Let me try and explain again" "Right, birds can fly so high And they can shit on your head Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye And make you feel so scared" "But when you look at them And you see that they're beautiful That's how I feel about you" "Right, birds can fly so high And they can shit on your head Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye And make you feel so scared" "But when you look at them And you see that they're beautiful That's how I feel about you Yeah, that's how I feel about you" She said, "What?", he said, "You" She said, "What are you talking about?" He said, "You" "Right birds can fly so high And they can shit on your head Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye And make you feel so scared" "But when you look at them And you see that they're beautiful That's how I feel about you" "Right, birds can fly so high And they can shit on your head Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye And make you feel so scared" "But when you look at them And you see that they're beautiful That's how I feel about you Right, that's how I feel about you" She said, "Thanks, I like you, too" He said, "Cool"