Dreamed I was a fireman. I just smoked and watched you burn. Dreamed I was an astronaut. I shot you down like a juggernaut. Dreamed we were still going out. Had that one a few times now. Woke up to find we were not. It's good to be awake. Dreamed I was a tidal wave. I ravaged your coast, There were no survivors. Dreamed I was your landlord. I showed you place when you had lovers. If I was a vampire, I wouldn't suck your blood. Then I dreamed I was you. Sweetest dream I have had. If you could hear the dreams I've had, my dear, They would give you nightmares for a week. But you're not here and I can never sleep. Come home so I can be a creep. Dreamed I was a dream. I stole you away in your sleep. Saved you from a fire, A gun for hire, I introduced you to a vampire. A wave crashed on the beach. We rolled around in its foamy grasp. Kissing in the chaos of a kelpy sea. Seems I couldn't save you from me. If you could hear the dreams I've had, my dear, They would give you nightmares for a week. But you're not here and I can never sleep. Come home so I can be a creep. Maybe I'm obsessive to think like this. Probably not impressing you with my cheap tricks. Honey, it's depressing what depression does to some. I'll play the part for hours But I know you'll never come. If you could hear the dreams I've had, my dear, They would give you nightmares for a week. But you're not here and I can never sleep. Come home so I can be a creep.