When I woke up in Waterloo Holding you know who Well she was shaking like a fish and I was getting cold When will we ever learn So I'll meet him on the streets He's probably all methed up like me I got a twenty dollar bill and I got a score When will I ever learn I got some Xanax in my shelf I'll just take it for my health But when you drink a little whiskey you're a fucking joke When will I ever learn And we can make out on this couch Or we can go back to your house And either way I'm never gonna let you go When will I ever learn And when will I ever learn When will I ever learn And when will I learn that I'm just a whore When will I ever learn I got some cocaine in my car You can shove it in your arm But when you're hyperventilating on your bathroom floor When will you ever learn