She said, "I've got two kids and a grave plot Right next to my day job And my husbands grave is parallel to mine And when we die we'll go to heaven Cause we spent our whole lives beggin' For mercy from some old man in the sky" I said, "Well doesn't that seem silly When there's so much left to see and do? Don't get me wrong Just be yourself But darlin', bet if I were you I'd go on, cut my losses Burn the bills, say "fuck the bosses!" And live a life adventurous and new" Well I met a college student At the library last week Eating adderall and crammin' for a test He said, "I'm sorry but I can't talk right now If I don't get a 4.0 I'll never get a good job like my dad!" I said, "Don't work for your entire life Just to save up for a coffin Don't put too much stake into your grades and rank Just realize and remember: There's other places to travel to Than your job, the supermarket and the bank" Don't waste your best years Just livin' for somebody else Don't waste your best years Just hidden behind a desk Don't waste your best years They're the only ones you'll ever get So why not play life closer to the chest?