Fred He's a 6 year old brat He's got a voice to match Not anyone can do that Fred Da-da-da-don't you love the internet Just as much as your fans Love the kindergarten Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids Brainwashed and unhappy But that's okay because you're so cool Friday night I was chillin' at the mall At my favorite gothic shop That's when my heart stopped Fred Oh mother hackin' Fred Am I going insane or am I the only one who's sane? Fred you're driving me crazy Just like a ba-jillion other kids Brainwashed and unhappy Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny? Am I supposed to find this funny? This isn't funny Fred He's a 6 year old brat And he won't stop at that Until he takes over the world