Well, well, well, what have we here? Santa Claus, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha You're jokin', you're jokin', I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be, this can't be the right guy He's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now, if I don't die laughing first Mr. Oogie Boogie says, there's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now 'cause I'm the Boogie man And if you aren't shakin' then something's very wrong 'Cause this may be the last time you hear the Boogie song Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh Ohh it's the Oogie Boogie man Well if I'm feelin' antsy and there's nothin' much to do I might just cook a special batch of snake and spider stew And don't you know one thing, that would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Santa Claus to add a little spice Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh Yeah I'm the Oogie Boogie man Release me now Or you must face the dire consequences The children are expecting me So please come to your senses You're jokin', you're jokin', I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up, I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing, you really are too much And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff Well, what are you going to do? I'm gonna do the best I can Oh, the sound of rollin' dice to me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man, although I don't play fair It's much more fun, I must confess when lives are on the line Not mine of course but yours old boy, now that'd be just fine Release me fast or you will have to Answer for this heinous act Oh God, you're something, you put me in a spin You aren't comprehending the position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie and you ain't going nowhere