Some celebrities daughter is touring again
I'm sitting in my room picking at my skin
She's singing on stage about alcoholism
I'm online buying books on autism
I think about her and I feel pretty small
I wish that were me, radio in the mall
Selling out shows, fast metabolism
The industry has quite a knack for nepotism
And I'm not a baby
Oh I'm not a baby
Some comedians son got a record deal
He hasn't put out out any music
But I'm sure that he will
Have the best team, the biggest budget
I'll stalk his wiki and pretend I'm above it
I don't mean for this song to be a dig
I apologize if it comes off like I did
I love their voices, they've got good lyrics
I'm chronically insecure
There's nothing else to it
And I'm not a baby
Oh I'm not a baby
"1 2 3 GO"
Oh I'm not a baby
Oh I am not a baby
