Yeah you can take my money, put it in your pocket Buy yourself some makeup, get lit up like a rocket Glance back from the ceiling and float it off the front porch Do it with the feeling, carry it with a soft torch You never tell the truth when I ask about your day But you say it's just my mind playing tricks I say "okay" But I got a couple hunches etched up that you won't play Got me waiting all night and all I need's a small taste but Why you wanna jump down my throat And make a nest in my heart Treat me like an old coat Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl Go on, I'm listening The first one's always free, the last one's always too much Man, you never call me, you know that I'm a soft touch Got the invitation but the ?? well he done wronged me Got a call from the president he said he liked it when he saw me He said “meet me at the barge”, I had to take a quick pee Then I got real sleepy, then took a nap inside my car Babe we used to kick it truly, lovers like the best we do But now we hardly ever, do we? Now we hardly ever, do we? Why you wanna jump down my throat And make a nest in my heart Treat me like an old coat Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl Go on, I'm listening Don't you ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? Don't you ever want to spend your life like we was before? Don't want you want to try to dig a way out of this ditch? And why you wanna be such a petulant baby? When it comes to stock options I don't know what to think Once you were my princess, one I was your king Once I was a castle, once I was a dragon Once it was a happy ending, I ain't bragging But I love you truly no matter what the weather But I can't do it all if you won't get it together I can't save us both, this shore is much too rocky If this loving was a sport it'd be hockey Why you wanna jump down my throat And make a nest in my heart Treat me like an old coat Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl Go on, I'm listening