The restroom door said gentlemen So I just walked inside I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride I heard high voices turned and found The place was occupied By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse What could be worse Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse? The restroom door said gentlemen It must have been a gag As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag She sprayed me with a can of mace And smacked me with her bag I could tell this just wouldn't be my day What can I say? It was just turning out to be day The restroom door said gentlemen And I would like to find The crummy little creep who had the nerve To switch the signs 'Cause I got two black eyes And one high heel up my behind Now I can't sit with comfort and joy Boy oh boy No I'll never sit with comfort and joy