I I love the colored lights every year
And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare
I strap a Santa Claus on my roof
Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere
I'm stringing up decorations
It's draining the power stations
Fake icicle'll light four nations
Imported from third world nations
I'm stringing up decorations
I'm freaking out fire stations
I'm pumping out radiation
My neighbors are out of patience
"Hey, pal, come on knock it off...It's three in the
morning!"
Got to keep those yuletide decorations up all winter
God appreciates my plugged-in tribute to The Savior
God would love it if I could keep 'em up till well past
Easter
Amen
Good, good, good decorations
I'm putting up a manger station
Three wise men's destination
Nutcrackers in full claymation
Little Drummer Boy animation
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Good good decorations
I'm stringing up decorations
It's draining the power stations
Fake icicle'll light formations
From third world nations
