I I love the colored lights every year And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare I strap a Santa Claus on my roof Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere I'm stringing up decorations It's draining the power stations Fake icicle'll light four nations Imported from third world nations I'm stringing up decorations I'm freaking out fire stations I'm pumping out radiation My neighbors are out of patience "Hey, pal, come on knock it off...It's three in the morning!" Got to keep those yuletide decorations up all winter God appreciates my plugged-in tribute to The Savior God would love it if I could keep 'em up till well past Easter Amen Good, good, good decorations I'm putting up a manger station Three wise men's destination Nutcrackers in full claymation Little Drummer Boy animation Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho Good good decorations I'm stringing up decorations It's draining the power stations Fake icicle'll light formations From third world nations