I live in Normal
Normal, Illinois
It is the kind of place 
The commies would destroy

We like it that way
We keep it that way

We bring our kids up right
They stay indoors at night
We let them watch TV
To teach them properly

I come from Normal
Normal, Illinois
I can't decide
If you are a woman or a boy

We like it that way
We keep it that way

We bring our kids up right
They stay indoors at night
We let them watch TV
To teach them properly

Nothing ever happens here in Normal
And suddenly its happening again

We bring our kids up right
They stay indoors at night
We let them watch TV
To teach them properly

Back home in Normal, Normal Illinois
We keep the streets clean
We buy the hungry toys