I live in Normal Normal, Illinois It is the kind of place The commies would destroy We like it that way We keep it that way We bring our kids up right They stay indoors at night We let them watch TV To teach them properly I come from Normal Normal, Illinois I can't decide If you are a woman or a boy We like it that way We keep it that way We bring our kids up right They stay indoors at night We let them watch TV To teach them properly Nothing ever happens here in Normal And suddenly its happening again We bring our kids up right They stay indoors at night We let them watch TV To teach them properly Back home in Normal, Normal Illinois We keep the streets clean We buy the hungry toys