Uncle Lenny What kind of uncle bets my money away? Now I got nothing What'll I do with no utilities paid? I guess I needed a father figure, someone with a beard A dianetic text to follow till I disappear But you're just slowing me down Always slowing me down Everyone loves a clown In this town, Uncle Oh, how you love to talk Everyone loves to talk Then throw you out to the dogs Uncle, I've had enough Ah, I've had enough Ah, I've had enough Uncle Lenny You used to do lines at the Sunset Marquis That's why they love you All of the other uncles from the 80s And the 90s You call me on a Wednesday, ring-ting-a-ling You tell me everything's A-okay, you don't know a thing Yeah, you're just slowing me down Always slowing me down Everyone loves a clown In this town, Uncle Oh, how you love to talk Everyone loves to talk Then throw you out to the dogs They'll throw you out to the dogs La, la, la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la, la La, la, la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la La, la, la-la-la, la, la