List to me, while I tell you, of the Spaniard that blighted my life List to me, while I tell you, of the man who stole my future wife Twas at the bull fight that we met him He was doing his daring display And then while I went out for some nuts and a programme The dirty dog stole her away Ah yes, Ah no, for tonight there shall be dirty work When I catch Alfonso Spigoni the Toreador, tralala boom boom, tralala boom boom With one mighty swipe I will dislocate his bally jaw, tralala etc When I catch that bull fighter the blighter I'll kill He shall die, he shall die, he shall die tildlyee itie tie tie tie tie tie tie He shall die, he shall die... ie For I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion when I catch him bending tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!