Once in a dream I was a candy machine And all of my friends I covered with chocolate ice cream And jelly beans When I awoke, nobody spoke Everyone was frozen I took them upstairs And put them in my Frigidaire Along with the dreams And things I keep in my Tupperware Then I went back downstairs Thinking of when I would thaw out my friends I decided never Now that I'm old And covered with mold I'm thinking of things Like frozen friends and jelly beans And the candy machine La da da da... Aren't you glad you're not my friend