He's buying property by the water 
Because the colour supplement said that he oughta'. 
You'll see him ordering a pakora, 
But he thinks they should leave their opinions at the 

Spent a night at the opera, 
It didn't suit me. 
I'll make a sound law to stop ya'. 

His life fits him like it was made to measure, 
Like his shoes of Italian leather. 
His vehicle is all-terrain 
But he has never, ever taken it outside of mobile range.