In the time it takes to pay my hotel bill I could lose my mind, walk out the door on the 14th floor If you've been there once, you've been there a million times And a million and one ain't no time to get it wrong Do you wake up At midnight In the middle of the room Beating on a door that's locked? Well, I do I do I do In the time it takes to sing this song You could fall in love, jump off the floor into my arms And you must look deep into my eyes To see the tiny, evil lies Do you wake up In the moonlight Just howling at the moon? Do you wonder In the morning? Well, I do I do I do A lot of crazy things Hey, hey Hey, hey In the time it takes Hey, hey In the time it takes to smoke one cigarette You could have one more, just one more for the road This may be the very last thing you hear Yeah, but I hope that everybody makes it home And do you wake up At the wheel Heading for the shoulder of the road Screaming "God, please, save my soul!" Well, I do I do I do A lot of crazy things Hey, hey Hey, hey In the time it takes Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey In the time it takes In the time it takes In the time it takes