Want some whiskey in your water? 
Sugar in your tea? 
What's all these crazy questions they're askin me? 
This is the craziest party that could ever be 
Don't turn on the lights cause I don't wanna see 

Mama told me not to come 
Mama told me not to come 
That aint the way to have fun, no 

Open up the window, let some air into this room 
I think I'm almost chokin from the smell of stale 
perfume 
And that cigarette you're smokin bout scare me half to 
death 
Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath 

Mama told me not to come 
Mama told me not to come 
That aint the way to have fun, son 
That aint the way to have fun, son 

The radio is blastin, someones knockin at the door 
I'm lookin at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the 
floor 
I seen so many things I aint never seen before 
Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more 

Mama told me not to come 
Mama told me not to come 
She said, That aint the way to have fun, son 
That aint the way to have fun, no 

That aint the way to have fun, no 
That aint the way to have fun, son 
That aint the way to have fun, no 
That aint the way to have fun, son 

That aint the way to have fun, no 
That aint the way to have fun, son 
That aint the way to have fun, no 
That aint the way to have fun, son