We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight Yeah What's hatnin', man? Walk out now Scooting in, in the suede tops This dude here in some Reeboks What you mean this place ain't no Jukebox? How the hell we supposed to dance? Bartender from New York City He ain't never heard of no Tennessee whiskey First name Hill, last name Billy Don't make me pop these pearl snaps (Ha! Ha!) Valet ain't never seen a truck like this Need a trampoline just to jump up in (Walk out now) La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la All my boys got belt buckles Yo girls, staring at my Moose Knuckles And she can throw looks all she wants (Wants) I'm just trying to catch a buzz This ain't my kind of bar, this ain't my kind of place But we gon' order up some shooters, gonna shoot em' anyway No neon on the wall, ain't no mechanical bull I had to wait in line to get in and this place ain't even full But we so country'd up We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la Step one, two step Step two, walk it out Step three, do a shotgun (Go crazy) Have a little fun Pocket full of cash, threw the DJ some The boy asked, "Who is Brooks & Dunn?" This ain't my kind of bar, this ain't my kind of place But we gon' order up some shooters, gonna shoot em' anyway No neon on the wall, ain't no mechanical bull I had to wait in line to get in and this place ain't even full But we so country'd up We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight No, no, no This ain't my kind of bar, this ain't my kind of place (No, no, no) But we gon' order up some shooters, gonna shoot em' anyway No neon on the wall, ain't no mechanical bull I had to wait in line to get in and this place ain't even full But we so country'd up We gon' turn (Gon' turn) this club (This club) into a dive bar tonight Night, night, night, night, night, night Night, night, night, night, night (Valet ain't never seen a truck like this) Valet ain't never seen a truck like this (Need a trampoline just to jump up in) Woah partner, watch where you tread This snakeskin, I know you see that gold too