We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight Yeah Yessir I go by the name of Willie Jones Aye, this Ben Burgess That's right, look Scooting in, in the suede tops This dude here in some Reeboks What you mean this place ain't got no jukebox? How the hell we supposed to dance? Bartender from New York City He ain't never heard of no Tennessee whiskey First name Hill, last name Billy Don't make me pop these pearl snaps (Pop, pop!) Valet ain't never seen a truck like this Need a trampoline just to jump up in La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la All my boys got belt buckles Yo girl's staring at the Moose Knuckles (Damn) And she can throw looks all she wants I'm just trying to catch a buzz This ain't my kind of bar, this ain't my kind of place But we gon' order up some shooters, gonna shoot em' anyway No neon on the wall, ain't no mechanical bull I had to wait in line to get in, and this place ain't even full But we so country'd up We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la Step one, two step (Step one) Step two, walk it out (Step two) Step three, do a shotgun (Step three) Go crazy, have a little fun Pocket full of cash, threw the DJ some The boy asked, "Who is Brooks & Dunn?" This ain't my kind of bar, this ain't my kind of place But we gon' order up some shooters, gonna shoot em' anyway No neon on the wall, ain't no mechanical bull I had to wait in line to get in, and this place ain't even full But we so country'd up We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight This ain't my kind of bar, this ain't my kind of place But we gon' order up some shooters, gonna shoot em' anyway No neon on the wall, ain't no mechanical bull I had to wait in line to get in, and this place ain't even full But we so country'd up (Yessir) We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight Night, night, night, night, night, night Night, night, night, night, night Valet ain't never seen a truck like this Ain't never seen a truck like this Need a trampoline just to jump up in Trampoline just to jump up in Valet ain't never seen a truck like this Uh, never seen a truck like this We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight (Uh, never seen a truck like this Uh, never seen a truck like this Uh, never seen a truck like this We gon' turn this club into a dive bar tonight)