Well, I don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees and pray Don't memorize the books of no Bible I got my own special way And I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall down on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store And it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside It got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy And there ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy And the only thing that can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul And when the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy, but that's okay Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait And it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside It got to be a chocolate Jesus That keep me satisfied And when the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy, but that's okay Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait And it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me It got to be a chocolate Jesus It's good enough for me Yeah, and it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside It got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied