Woke up this morning feeling excellent, picked up the telephone
Dialed the number of my equal opportunity employer to inform him I will not be in to work today. "Are you feeling sick?" the boss asked me. "No sir," I replied, "I am feeling too good to report to work today."
Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well I'ma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today
Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well I'ma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today
Woke up right side of the bed
But today I ain't think about bread
You got bills, rent, gotta get fed
So what was you thinking instead?
See how nice it sounded
Can't wait to stay in the house
[?] not gonna clock in, stop in
[?] about
So when I call in, that's a warning
Warning you to find someone to hold me down
Didn't mean to hold you out
I'ma be up til the sun come down
Called off work today
Not Sunday, ain't go to church today
Nah, I hurt today
Just felt too good to work today
They said it don't work that way
Well I'ma just chill today
That's how I feel today
I'ma have to keep it real today
Too real
No work
Just chill
How I feel
