The bigger the better

Tell me would you like to go waterskiing in my swimming pool
Would you like to sky dive from my top floor in a parachute
A ticket for my private Stones show in my living room
Let's have a party in my bathroom, invite the whole neighborhood
Say wouldn't that be cool?

Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!
Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!

I'm gonna rent the moon for a lazy afternoon with my fiance
I'll take her dancing in the moonlight on the Milky Way
Yeah! Hey, I bought a car with 37 bars and a Greek cafe
To go for a four-wheeled city pleasure ride in my holidays
Ain't that great?

Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!
Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!

Everything
Everything
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!
Everything
Everything
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!

Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything is gotta be king size
The bigger the better!
Everything is gotta be big
Everything is gotta be huge
Everything king size
The bigger the better!