Sneak home in the morning like a thief in the night
So your Volvo was stolen and no cabs were in sight
Had to walk from the city soaking wet from the rain
Fell and ripped up your panties in a pile of cocaine
You must think I'm a fool baby
But I gotta give it to you
Ahhhh
Quite a story
I'm so impressed
About the lies you choose
Ahhhh
Don't be sorry
You passed the test
I'm ghosting you
I had a friend in the navy, we used to hang out all the time
He was always short on money so I helped him to get by
One day I paid him a visit and to my big surprise
He lived in this mansion under the name of Vanilla Ice
Used me just like a fool buddy
You spoiled, rich buffoon
Ahhhh
Quite a story
I'm so impressed
About the lies you choose
Ahhhh
Don't be sorry
You passed the test
Now I'm ghosting you
I'm ghosting you and you and you
And sister you too
Ahhhh
Quite a story
I'm so impressed
About the lies you choose
Ahhhh
Don't be sorry
You passed the test
Now I'm ghosting you
