GALINDA: (spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle: ELPHABA: (spoken) My dear Father: BOTH: There's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz: ELPHABA: But of course, I'll care for Nessa: GALINDA: But of course, I'll rise above it: BOTH: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond (Spoken:) Yes There's been some confusion For you see, my roommate is: GALINDA: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe: ELPHABA: Blonde. GALINDA: What is this feeling, So sudden and new? ELPHABA: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you; GALINDA: My pulse is rushing; ELPHABA: My head is reeling; GALINDA: My face is flushing; BOTH: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing Unadulterated loathing GALINDA: For your face; ELPHABA: Your voice; GALINDA: Your clothing; BOTH: Let's just say - I loathe it all Ev'ry little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long! STUDENTS: Dear Galinda, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a Tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Galinda, you're a martyr! GALINDA: Well; these things are sent to try us! STUDENTS: Poor Galinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you: We're all on your side! We share your; BOTH: What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing My head is reeling Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes Ahhh STUDENTS (BACKGROUND): Loathing Unadulterated loathing For her face, her voice, her clothing let's just say - we loathe it all ev'ry little trait however small makes our very flesh being to crawl AHHH! ALL: Loathing! STUDENTS: loathing BOTH: There's a strange exhilaration STUDENTS: loathing BOTH: In such total detestation STUDENTS: loathing BOTH: It's so pure, so strong STUDENTS: So strong! BOTH: Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be... STUDENS (BACKGROUND): loathing... BOTH: loathing For forever... STUDENTS (BACKGROUND): loathing... BOTH: loathing, Truly deeply loathing you loathing you My whole Life long! STUDENTS: Loathing Unadulterated loathing ELPHABA: Boo! GALINDA: ahh!