I'll never write a movie with a father character Who speaks like an animatronic in an afterschool America He says "We all put our pants on one leg at a time" Or "Goddammit, Yoni, you never do anything right." Don't wanna own another black pocket comb Cause that's just not me... Why experts pick physical gold over paper in 2003 Don't wanna own no more pocket combs Cause that's just not me... Why the experts choose gold over paper in 2003 Bones are bones, my friend And you won't find flags In a million years In the fossil record