Waffles is my rock I take him for a walk He shines in the light He's nice; he doesn't bite Found him sitting by a morning fire Hiding in the leaves Took him home and I made him mine I love waffles Does he love me? Waffles is my rock I take him for a walk He shines in the light He's nice; he doesn't bite I cradle him in my arms He looks just like a baby I feel kind of selfish Hope that the woods don't hate me Waffles is my rock I take him for a walk He shines in the light He's nice; he doesn't bite