On separate occasions (Two weddings)
This phenomenon occurred (Two bathroom floors)
My second body left my first (Too much sweating, too much pork)
I stared at myself, in a suit on the tile passed out (I sighed at my side, but nobody outside heard, how)
What the hell (Strange it felt)
Was that about (When I returned)
And seven dwarves
Used to hang out in my van
And I may drive a piece of shit
But I'm the man
And I used to
Walk you
To the old Blockbuster
Cause I knew you'd get so bored so quick
Oh my darlin', how'd you get so old so quick
You are not my daughter, but
You are not my daughter, but
If I can divide for you
I guess I can be your daddy too
