Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist 
Church 
I called the evangelist a stupid crucif**k 
Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar 
language 
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a 
nasty, filthy mouth 

Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 

At this time, I told the preacher to f**k off 
I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's 
dick 
Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out 
of church 
He then escorted me to the door 

Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 
beating stick 
I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard 
Price in the head 
He fell to the floor 

Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church 
After I called the preacher an asshole 

Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 

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