My life is brilliant... What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressin' me You're sufferin' from delusions of Adequacy You're Pitiful [X3] It's true Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate And ya smell repulsive too What a bummer bein' you Well ya just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls ya Farty Pants But you always have a job well I mean As long as you still can work that slurpee machine You're Pitiful [X3] It's true You're half undressed Eatin' chips off your chest While you're playin' Halo 2 No one's classier than you Lalala la Lalala la Lalala la Loser You're Pitiful [X3] It's true Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself You still live with your Mom and you're 42 Guess you'll never grow a clue When it just sucks to be you